First Class On a Plane

A man and a woman are sitting next to each other in the first class compartment on a transatlantic flight. As they always do in such circumstances, they acknowledge each other as they took their seats and then did their damnedest to ignore each other. But suddenly the woman lets out a huge sneeze, then takes a tissue and wipes it between her legs. A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs.

Now the man was used to pretty much everything. He is a well travelled business executive and a man of the world. He has done his fair share of strange things and been with more than his fair share of the kind of woman who escorts Las Palmas clients. Which means that he has had more than his fair share of strange things done to him. But the behaviour of his fellow passenger is right up there on his personal weird-shit-o-meter. It is hard to believe what he is saying. Is she coming on to him? Does she have some major bladder problem? What exactly is going on?

Then she does it again. Sneeze. Tissue. Wipe between the legs. He cant believe that he saw what he saw. He thinks he must be hallucinating. What the hell? It would be odd enough in some seedy bar, but in the first class compartment of a 747 flying across the Atlantic is just too weird.

A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes another tissue and gently wipes it between her legs yet again.

The man has finally had all he can take. He turns to the woman and says “You have been sneezing rather violently, and every time you have taken a tissue and wiped it between your legs! What kind of signals are you sending me, or are you just trying to send me crazy? This is the age of #metoo so I have to ask.”

The woman replies “I am sorry to have disturbed you. I did not mean to. I have a rare condition which means that every time I sneeze I have an orgasm.”

The man, now feeling bad says “Oh, I am so sorry. That must be so inconvenient. What are you taking for it?”

“Pepper.” she says.